Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Love Potions 1-10

*SLAP* "Asshole!" The tavern wench stormed into the kitchen.

Nimble rubbed his cheek.

"My friend, it seems that you need some help with matters of the heart." The swarthy bearded man said taking a seat next to Nimble. "While I admire you drive to grab all that life has to offer, sometimes just grabbing isn't the right choice..."

"I noticed. What did you have in mind?"

"You need to go see Madam Rue. She'll fix you up."



Tis the season of love... at least that’s what Hallmark wants you to think. On honor of this holiday I offer 1d10 Love Potions. The effects of all potions persists for 3d12 hours. A result of 3 or 36 is in days, not hours

1. The drinker will fall in love with the first person they see
2. The first person to see the drinker will fall in love with them
3. The first person kissed by the drinker will fall in love with them
4. The first d4+1 people to see the drinker will fall in love with them, and be violently jealous of the others
5. The drinker will fall in love with the first 1d4+1 people they see
6. Everyone around the drinker will become amorous, but not with the drinker
7. Everyone will be jealous of/hateful toward the drinker
8. Everyone who sees the drinker will become amorous only with the drinker
9. The drinker will become amorous with everything and everyone for
10. Everyone who sees the drinker will become jealous of everyone around them

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