The Book of Vile Darkness: The Movie!!

I'm sure many of you remember WotC's Book of Vile Darkness that came out for 3.x DnD? Well it seems that not only are they coming out with a 4e version that may in fact be a boxed set (the Box of Vile Darkness?) as it seems to come with 2 books, but it's being paired with a new Dungeons and Dragons movie!!!

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Made for TV!!

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On the...  SyFy channel...

I suppose it could be worse. The elven ranger might use a crossbow and have nipples on her armor... oh, wait...

This time they got a big name for the main character. Jack Derges will be playing Grayson! You don't know Jack Derges?!?

He was on Causality! For 1 episode. Back in 2007.

Well, at least Elanore Gecks is the female lead.

According to IMDB she was the rollerblading friend from You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger. Yeah, I didn't see it either.

Sadly I don't have cable, so I'm going to miss the World Debut of this fine piece of cinema. My guess is that it'll hit netflix pretty quickly though.