I'd like to start with non-grand prize winning categories, as chosen by my wife:
In the category of Laugh Out Loud entry: anarchist.
In the category of Longest entry: Boric G.
In the category of Best Fathers Day Entry: dogrodeo.
In the category of After the Deadline entry: shootthemoon. (don't worry, my wife didn't hold that against you)
In the category of Library Gaming entry we have a tie! seaofstarsrpg and shootthemoon.
And the Winner of the Grand Prize - One (slightly used) copy of The Elfish Gene - as chosen by my wife is....
A big thanks to all those who entered my first contest.